Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think sex is good, fuck yourself and save the money!!! What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!A GUY GOES UP TO A GIRL AND SAYS: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY MAGIC? SHE ASKS: WHAT'S MAGIC? HE SAYS: WE GO UP TO MY ROOM, WE FUCK AND THAN YOU DISAPPLEAR!! Roses r red, the grass is green. open those legs ur about 2 scream! Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!Grandson: do u hv sex with granma? Grandad:only oral sex Grandson: whats dat? Grandad: i shout at her FUCK U! she shouts back FUCK U TOO! 3 Tampons walking down da street.Which 1 Says HELLO? ... None,their all stuck up cunts DESHINOKIA.TK Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER A guy calls into work and says: Boss I can't come into work today I'm Sick. Boss: How Sick are you Guy says:I'm fucking my sister How sick is that? do u know WHO is the best goolkeeper in this world ? ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fuck her, ur balls will never go in.This is a cock sucker detector Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning.... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath... COCK SUCKER !! ROSES ARE RED, MY BELLEND IS TOO, OPEN YOUR PISS FLAPS, IM CUMING THROUGH. I LOVE THE WAY IT RUBS AGAINST THE SOFT,PINK FLESH & CREATES A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN & OUT,UP N' DOWN. CANT WAIT 4 NEXT TIME;I LOVE MY TOOTHBRUSH SING A SONG OF ANAL SEX, A ARSE FULL OF CUM 4N20 PENISES GOIN UP UR BUM WEN THE ORGES OVER UR ARSE BEGINS TO STING, WASNT IT A SILLY THING 2 TAKE IT UP THE RING! SEX is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name, and PLAY the game. If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong! THERE WAS A WOMAN FROM CHINA WHOS BLOWJOBS COULDNT BE FINER SHE WOULD MASSAGE YOUR DICK GIVE IT A LICK THEN SHOVE IT UP HER VAGINA Im a creature.Im in your phone.Im having SEX with your fingers RIGHT NOW!I know you like it cause your SMILING!Send me to someone else Im still HORNY! body to body, skin to skin. Open your legs and let me in WANTED..guy..preferably hansome, nice car, nice ass, fantastic in bed, kind & caring... I no this doesnt apply 2 u but if ya no any 1 give them my number. Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless. WWW.DESHINOKIA.TK *NEWS FLASH* snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..Roses are red, Violets are corny, When i think of you Ohh baby i get horny, if my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays? Id fuck u sitting id fuck u lying, if u were a bird id fuck u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten ill dig u up and fuck u rottenI love you in blue I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?? Sex is just like Sprite Obey your thirst Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good love is a name,sex is a game,forget the name and play the game Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I'll show you.sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter. Fuck is good, fuck is funny. All the people fuck for money. If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and save and save your money Press down please one more time ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder HARDER this feels SO GOOD mmm yeah bab now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!! A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss ain't a kiss without a tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise MEAN people suck, NICE people swallow being a dick ain't easy. I have to hang around with 2 nuts, my closest neigbour is an asshole and my best friend a pussy. and everytime I get exited, I throw up.A GIRL ASKS: why cows seem depressed wen being milked? TEACHER: if every morning at dawn they rubbed your boobs 4 two hours n don't fuck u, HOW WUD U FEEL? there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together There is hot -sex fast -sex group-sex safe-sex telephone -sex and for people with your face no sex<RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well creamed.Cake done when banana soft!!! Feelin bored? THINK OF ME Feelin sad? CALL ME Feelin lonely? See me Feelin Horny? Use ur hand & enjoy d art of messagin me :p always start your day with a lot of.. S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always be SMILING!sex is good, sex is fine, dogy style or 69, just 4 fun or getting paid, every1 loves getting laid, so if u want me in ur sack, lick ur lips and txt me bak!! Tell me, is it going in? YEAH. is it hurting? oh yeah ouch its hurting. OH i will put it slowly. still hurting?.Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR! 3 Advantages of having a £50 note tattooed on ure cock: 1) U can watch ure money grow 2) U can play with ure money 3) Ure girl can blow as much as she wants!! Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!! God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. * Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you ! sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destanation. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtract clothes, divide the legs... and MULTIPLY! yum yum bubble gum stick it up your mothers bum if it sticks pull her tits and out come her weetabix Hikery dikery dock this bitch was sucking me cock, the clock struck 2 me squirted me goo, den wiped me cock on her frock!!! **WARNING** EATING PUSSY IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH COZ IT'S 5%URINE, 1%ACID 2%FAT, 2%WET & 90% ADDICTIVE!! Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me, very slowly, if you kiss me don't be sassy, use your tounge and make it nasty!!!! Back2Back, Front2front, On the table, Lik the cunt, Stick it in, Do you thing do it hard & make her sing, Tense ur body, Feel ur cum, Then let it rip in her bum!A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms: REEBOK on his legs: she screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis! "Relax" he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS! Peaches r sweet n so r plums. I have a degree in playing with tongues. you be my teacher in how tongues can flex. Then we'll both get a degree in hot oral sex :) I ONCE HAD A one-2-one WITH A virgin, SHE TEASED ME TILL I GOT AN erikson, SUCKED ME TILL MY FACE WENT orange, TILL I BUSTED MY LOAD OF siemen OVER HER nokias!Wen a pussy drips red, dont sigh n zip up or even cry.wen a timid man cals it quits, a REAL MAN shoves it where she shits! If you erase this message u owe me a kiss, if you save this message u owe me sex, if you send this message 2 anyone u owe me both so when do i collect??? S H U V O - C T G.TKWhen a apple is green it's ready to pluk When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck! CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND. Bad wolf told red riding hood.Lift your top so i can suck your tits.No she said lifting her skirt.Eat me like the fucking book says!Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.Pass it on to 5 phones & you'll get laid. GO,GO,GO, B4 I BLOW!! GOVERNMENT WARNING: Eating pussy is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine, 2% period blood, 1% tampondebris, 2% other guys spoof and 90% fuckn brilliant!! Tips on giving blow jobs: 1. If you do it for lust -SPIT IT 2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT 3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE ITLOVE ME TENDER LOVE ME SWEET,PUT YOUR LIPS AROUND MY MEAT,WATCH ME SMILE WATCH ME GRIN, WATCH MY CUM RUN DOWN YOUR CHIN!! LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you! Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly, popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum! Twinkle, twinkle little rectum big cocks cum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion. D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true, 9months l8r he says to hell wiv u, D baby is a bastard, D mother is a whore, Nun of dis wood ev happened if d rubber hadnt tore!Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky. Is it d brandy dat makes u randy, Is it d gin dat makes u slip in, Is it d rum dat makes u cum I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins! Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A)chestnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A)a mouth full of cock! WWW.DESHINOKIA.TK Oral sex can b so fine, wen u do a 69, u start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den u cum just like a river, den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!A mans ocupation is to stick his cockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down! A Ladies prayer: O holy man, lay down wiv me on ur holy bed, let ur holy pole, enter my fat hole. So dat ur holy water can produce a holy soul. AAHH...MEN. Man 2 wife- "U have 2 learn how 2 cook darling so we can save money by getting rid of the chef". Wife: "Y don't U learn how 2 fuck so we can fire the driver".This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it, i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys! A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise! Im a little girl i have a little thing when i go 2 bed i put my finger in. now i'm much older my thing has lost its charm now it takes 5 fingers and 1/2 a fuckin arm.the 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3* bleed for a week without going 2 die Q:why women talk more than men, while men think more than women? A:cos women hav 4 lips n men hav 2 heads. Ur sexy, ur funny, u drive me insane. U fuck me so hard i'm always in pain. Ur sexy voice puts me in slumber. Oh fuck i'm sorry i've got the wrong number!A Cat &; Rooster Walking Near A Pool. Cat Falls In Rooster Starts Laughing, The Moral Of The Story Is...Where There Is A Happy Cock There Is A Wet Pussy! Baby please lay and let me pray then I'll make u sway.We can do it in the bath, even on a path. FUCK that lets do it and just have a laugh There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Tanya it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick. WWW.DESHINOKIA.TK CHINESE MENU: *CHU SUM TIT *SUC MI PORK *LIC MI CLIT *TUNGSUM CHICK *GULP SUM CUM *GOO IN HAND *FUK EM YUNG *CHO KON IT -ITS YOUR CHOICE! HAVA GOOD MEAL! ;-) Sex is good, sex is fine, dogy style or 69, jus 4 fun or gettin paid, every 1 loves gettin laid,so if u want me in ur sak lick ur lips & txt me bak!!BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again! It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets. We can have it in bed, just u & me. ITS NOT WOT U THINK....... its a cup of tea! WHICH IS THE ODD ONE OUT: A- Refridgerator. B- T.v. C- Woman. D- Washing machine. THE TV, ALL THE OTHERS LEAK WHEN THEY'RE FUCKED.What women think abt sex? At age 8 ignore it at 18 experience it at 28 look 4 it at 38 ask 4 it at 48 beg 4 it at 58 pay 4 it at 68 pray 4 it at 78 4get it! ;-) Message from your operator: your vibrator disturbs our network. 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THE FIRST SAID, I HOPE IT'S NOT A SEX MOVIE SO WE DON'T HAVE 2 STAND ALL THE TIME !!! WWW.DESHINOKIA.TK Ä WÖMÄNS BÖDY HÄS 4 RÖÖMS: (é _; ) (é SHOW ROOM __/ (_ / , ( . )( . ) PLAY ROOM ) . ( / v '. STORE ROOM __) . (/ ____$___/'. MENS ROOMSEXERCISE! o <Io__ /> / //_ o <l_o__ /> / //_ o o /l_<? /> l> o <l_ __o /J*> l o /l__o //> l o .' <l,' __o />/> l yahooo! A lady sat on my LAPTOP, I laid her on my DESKTOP, I RAMmed my HARDWARE into her SOFTWARE. After lot of INPUT and OUTPUT I DOWNLOADED. Now I have a FLOPPY DICK. How does a black woman take a pregnancy test...............? She stick's a banana in her Pussy and if it comes out half eaten u know theres a monkey on the way.Pèächés r swèét & sö r my plùm$. Yoü r an xpert in pläyìn wid tonguès! You bè my tèächer in höw tongùés flèx, & wè cän gèt a degrèé ìn höt wild sex! x What have kebabs & pussys got in common? They both make your breath smell, the meat's always hanging out and you only fancy eating them when you're pissed. HEARD YOUR JOB PAYS WELL Shame about the.. ____ I / _, ) )c=/ ) ) L_/_/ L_/_¢ BACK ACHE, BUT ___ / ' / _, )/ ) ) L_/L_/_/ U TAKE IT WELL! I am selling FIREWORKS (' ) / / / ))baby rocket ( ' ) / / / / SUPER ( ) ) LOLO ( . )( . ) __) . (__ ___,¤.___ WHiSTLE BOM LOVE is not measured by HUGGING KISSING & SEX. It is all abt Trusting Respecting& Accepting a person with OPEN LEGS CLOSED EYES WET LIPS saying "PUSH IT MORE". Why do cows look so depressed when being milked? well if someone woke u up early, rubbed your tits for 2 hours & did'nt fuck u you'd be pissed off too!